Young Love

"That movie reminded me of when we were younger." - Dad

"But we didn't know each other when we were younger." - Mom

"But... we were younger!" - Dad

Name That General!

"But what was Stonewall Jackson's first name?"

"Andrew."

"No, I'm pretty sure that was the president. I mean the general who sat on his horse sucking lemons."

"It was Peter, wasn't it? Peter Jackson."

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"That's what I'm going to name my sons - Mason and Dixon."

"And Lee."

"General and Colonel."

"Jackson. Stonewall Jackson."

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*some minutes later, on Wikipedia*

"See! They're not the same person! Andrew Jackson is on the $20. I was talking about the Civil War General, Thomas Jonathan 'Stonewall Jackson."

"Are you reading Wikipedia? Automatically discredited. His real name was Andrew Thomas Jonathan Stonewall Jackson."

Hold the phone!

"Do the buttons for the numbers have different tones?"

"Yes."

"Is that for deaf people?"

*meaningful look* "DEAF people...."