Coke-runner

"I feel like a pirate. But like a Mexican coke pirate."

And with your spirit...

"Peace, love, and prosperity. Gospel."

"Peace be with you guys. THANKS FOR NOT SAYING 'AND WITH YOU!'"

Oh dear

"Wow... our blog is so unwholesome."

"I know. We should probably rate it PG-13."

Overheard Between Crazy Becca Hurt & Saint Erin

"Oh shiiiitake mushrooms."

"Whoa Erin! You're almost swearing these days. Oh! I came up with a new signature."

"...It's a swear word?"

"It's not necessarily a swear word... it could also mean drugs."

"It's a rabbit.. that's cursing?"

"Noooo it's a rabbit on speeeeed."

Nutella - not just for married people

"This stuff is insanely amazing. When I get married..."

"...You're going to eat Nutella?"

"I'm going to eat Nutella."

Dinner at the Infirmary

"You can never have potatoes too many times in one day!"

"Erin, they're not real potatoes. They're instant."

"Instant potatoes are like dandruff flakes with liquid added."

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"You look like a little mouse."

"That's not the first time I've been called a mouse... in association with cheese."

Words from Kelsey

"Our table is haunted."

(I'm not sure I understand the logistics of this one, but visitors of the Infirmary have been duly warned)

Lookin' Fine

"I like the word 'fine.' Like, 'He is lookin' fine.' It's kind of sexy, but...."

"But it's still wholesome. It's kind of 50's with a rapper twist."

Correlations

"Come to think of it, what does 50 Cent have to do with key lime pie?"

Wise words from the Little Shrubbery

"Never try buttering toast with a spoon. Dumb."

Mildly Conceited Thankfulness

'Thank you that I don't have legs as other people do.'"

"'Thank you God for giving me nice legs unlike that tax collector over there.'"

The Rainbow

"I think I'm going to write my paper on Thursday-"

"RAINBOW!"

".... We're sunk."

"No look, it's on our ceiling!"

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh, there is! That's so beautiful!"

"It's coming from this cd."

"That's so cool! I love rainbows!"

"Heeey... the rainbow is a promise from God that he wouldn't destroy the world again... so maybe this is a sign to us that we will not be destroyed by our homework this week! Hooray!"

"Hey guys - God sent us a rainbow today to say everything was gonna be okay! Turn back ye floods of despair!"

"This is so much more fun than homework."

"It's so much easier to be funnier when you're dying of despair."

Circumstantial Joy

"Everything is really funny to me right now because I'm so sad... bahaha... maybe posting on our blog will make me feel happy."

"Maybe we need to become better Christians or something."

Hyenas

"I feel like a hyena, eating this chocolate rabbit bit by bit but leaving its face... ah! It's too creepy. Maybe I should finish him off quickly...."

"Did you just say hyena?"

"Yes."

"Agh! I hate them now. I can't even think about it without barfing inside. I think I just barfed inside my mouth a little."

Childbirth of the Mind

"Week Four is always so horrible. But you always forget. It's like childbirth or something."

Carolina Takes the Truffles Off my Mind

"You know that song "Carolina"? I always get the lyrics wrong in my head and I can't stop singing: 'takes the truffles off my miiiind....'"

Signs of the Times

"It looked like he had been raptured! All his stuff was there and his computer was open, and his drink was melting, and there was just his half-eaten cinnamon roll...."

Tolkien Elective Ponderings

"Are orcs and dragons totally bad?" - Linds

"Yep. Totally." - Kels

"That's so sad! There's no hope for redemption for them!" - Linds

"No, that means you can kill them without remorse!" - Kels

Adventures in Win-Co

"Hey look you guys! Orange juice! Whoa! I want orange juice...."

"I'm plural now?"

...

"Kool-Aid! Can we get some? Please? Please? Please!"

"Uh.. sure. I feel kind of like your Mom."

"My Mom only let us get the yellow kind. Oooh! Let's get red... and green! This is so exciting!"

Make like an Orange Corvette and...

"Wait! I wrote a really funny-actually you probably won't like it- I think it's funny! The orange corvette rolled up like... an orange!"

Scavengers of Suburbia

"I wish there was a piece of that cake left... wait! I think I saw one in the trash."

"In the trash?"

"It doesn't look like it was touched much. We can eat those parts."

"I don't mind eating out of the trash. It makes me feel kind of dangerous. Like we're living on the edge."

"We're host-kitchen scavengers."