WWJD?

*while sitting in a parked car trying not to stare at the people in the car parked facing ours*

"Quick! Pretend to slap Anna while they're watching."

"Think about your Christian testimony."

*silence*

"Well, is there a fish sticker on the back of your car? I mean, they wouldn't know..."

"Five of them actually."

*deeper silence*

Mission Improbable

"Well this is the spy world. In my mini van. My super awesome mini van!"