It's alive!

"Oh man, coffee makes me sooo alive!"

"I'm afraid this pizza is going to blow out of my hands and hit someone's windshield... literally."

"Love isn't a feeling. It's an ability." - Dan in Real Life

"It's an ability? I'm disabled."

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"This is a proud moment for me. I am what you call 'a proud sister.'"

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"Counting. That's a sure sign of wisdom."

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"I can't say anything around you! My words aren't safe!"

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"After a brief hiatus I shall return."

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"Erin, we are in need of your pillow."

"No."

"I said get up!"

"You didn't, actually."

"I'm passive aggressive."

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"Get up or I'll tickle you!"

"I'll poke you!"

"I'll make you snort to death!"

Blessed are the quiet in the library, for they shall not be scolded.

"Just because it's Monday doesn't mean you can call everybody jerks." - K.H.

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"It's water under the rug." - M.C.

"Water under the rug?"

"I'm mixing metaphors, guys." - M.C.

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"I'm going to have a band called Justin Timberlake's shaved head. We will be extremely successful." - M.C.

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"Did you get one of these?" *holds up Bucers card* - K.H.

"No." - E.H.

"Oh... maybe they were just for Christ Church people." - K.H.

"My reward will be in heaven." - E.H.

"My reward will be at Bucers." - K.H.