Clothes Make the Man.

"It's hard to talk to you seriously when you're dancing around like that."

"I can't help it. These are my dancing pants."

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"I'm going to get married in these pants. These are going to be my wedding pants."

"Over the mysteries of female life there is a veil best left undisturbed." (aka Adventures in MI)

"Life would be a lot more fun if I didn't have a conscience."

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"This has been a delicious day."
"It has been a delicious day... I say with sugar on my lips."
"Now you just need someone to kiss you."
*cricket, cricket*
"I'm sorry, that sounded so awkward...."

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"Oh, so we're having the fancy coffee and they get McDonald's."
'Well, because that's what they like. They wouldn't appreciate the good stuff."
"Oh, right. 'Don't cast your pearls before swine.' Not that I'm calling your coworkers swine!"

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"I feel like I'm forgetting something...."
*sirens* "Maybe that the police are after you?"
"Yeah... what was it that I was doing last night?"
"Something involving identity theft and a very large pineapple."

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"'Beaners' is a racist term? I've never even heard of that word."
"Maybe you just don't move in the right circles."
"Maybe I need to attend more Klan meetings."
"Maybe don't write that on the blog."

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"Hmm... I don't know, Karyn, have we had any other wise words?"
"Well, I'm sure they've been spouting out of our ears... mouth... ears." *earring falls into food* "Spouting out of my ears like earrings!"

The Profundity of Sean

"Community college is a melting pot of races. It's the Wal-Mart of education."

Gerber: Not just for Wilderness Explorers

"I was at Wal-Mart and they had Bear Grylls brand Gerbers!"

"Seriously? What were the flavors, 'mashed bug'?"

"Erin." *holds up a knife* "Gerbers."

"Oh... that makes a lot more sense. 'Sorry baby, you can't get creamed peas in the wild.'"

Stationary by Strider

"Who made that card?"

"Erica."

"When you started talking, I thought you were going to say 'Aragorn.'"

A Classical Education Run Amok

"By the way... I'm coming to visit you this summer if it kills me. Though hopefully it won't come to that as I wouldn't be much fun dead." - E.

"Yeeeeeessssss. And you shall not surely die. Even though that was totally the wrong person to quote." - B.

"Quoting Satan? That's horrible. What do they teach you at this school?" - S.

"I know, I know... I should know better. That's 'a classical education run amok' probably." - B.

Really, It's Not You, It's Me.

From the Archive:

“It’s 9:50 and I haven’t gotten anything done.” - K.

“It’s me.” - E.

“No it’s not.” - K.

“Yes. It’s me.” - E.

“Well, if it is, I like you here. I listened to a sermon on community today and it said to surround yourself with people, whether you like them or not.” – K.

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“Si pecuniosa issem, non corpus meum venderem.” - K.

“Well, you don’t want to make it sound like you are a prostitute....” – A.B.