Oh Steph!

"I do not have a rash all over my body! I have a swelling."

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Overheard, but not necessarily correctly: "I'm not desperate. I'm lonely."

"That is NOT what I said!"

"What was that really funny thing you said?"

"Be quiet."

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"I've been laying on the couch all day!" *throws book down in despair*

"Don't we know it. Eating bon-bons no less...."

"I don't know what reality exists in your head."

"It's nice, actually."

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