I would write this down if it wasn't so racist.

"You can get away with anything if you're a kitten."

"I love being a kitten!"

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"That's why I'm not feeding myself now. I mean, I'm eating... food..."

"You're anorexic now?!"

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"You should be as weird as you want to be. That's how I operate."

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"Black people don't usually hang out in coffee shops."

"Classy ones do. But they wouldn't read an e-mail over your shoulder."