Sound Advice

"I sit on chairs, not people." - A.G.

Swingers

"Time to start off this evening right... with drugs." - Linds.

LOST in Translation

"I was reading the Life of Calvin..."

"Calvin & Hobbes?"

"No, Calvin the Theologian."

"I guess they didn't have last names back then."

"Yes they did."

"But he didn't."

"John Calvin."

"Well.. in the Bible they didn't have last names."

An Oracle of B-Pain

"It's not like he requires a perfect angel man."