It's alive!

"Oh man, coffee makes me sooo alive!"

"I'm afraid this pizza is going to blow out of my hands and hit someone's windshield... literally."

"Love isn't a feeling. It's an ability." - Dan in Real Life

"It's an ability? I'm disabled."

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"This is a proud moment for me. I am what you call 'a proud sister.'"

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"Counting. That's a sure sign of wisdom."

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"I can't say anything around you! My words aren't safe!"

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"After a brief hiatus I shall return."

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"Erin, we are in need of your pillow."

"No."

"I said get up!"

"You didn't, actually."

"I'm passive aggressive."

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"Get up or I'll tickle you!"

"I'll poke you!"

"I'll make you snort to death!"

Blessed are the quiet in the library, for they shall not be scolded.

"Just because it's Monday doesn't mean you can call everybody jerks." - K.H.

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"It's water under the rug." - M.C.

"Water under the rug?"

"I'm mixing metaphors, guys." - M.C.

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"I'm going to have a band called Justin Timberlake's shaved head. We will be extremely successful." - M.C.

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"Did you get one of these?" *holds up Bucers card* - K.H.

"No." - E.H.

"Oh... maybe they were just for Christ Church people." - K.H.

"My reward will be in heaven." - E.H.

"My reward will be at Bucers." - K.H.

"Jesus is my friend..."

"Let's go for a walk in the rain."

"I would if I didn't have to be attractive."

"You know that's going on the blog..."

"Goshdarnit! Um... everything I say is copyrighted."

"You should probably stop talking now."

"Why? I'm like the fount of all wisdom."

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"Beauty is my cross to bear." *sigh*

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"What if we ate everything that we valued?"

"I hope you don't value me as a friend...."

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"'Bugs and drugs.'"

"That's what you had for breakfast."

In his defense, liberal arts schools aren't generally known for their math.

"Just look at the three of us. It's like we're twins." -K.T.

The Ultimate Honeymoon

"I want to go to a strange place with a strange woman."

Ole

"I think I would make a good Mexican." -J.B.

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"It's called Horchata."

"It's a morning-after drink. Wait... I mean... oh noooo...."

"Like... a hangover drink?"

"Yeah.... Not a contraceptive."

Be free!

"That would be one to pass down to the grandchildren."

"'I set all the animals free in the pet shop when no one was looking. You should have heard the screams of the customers. But then they started eating each other....'"

"The customers?"

"It was pandemonium."

LOST in Translation

"I was reading the Life of Calvin..."

"Calvin & Hobbes?"

"No, Calvin the Theologian."

"I guess they didn't have last names back then."

"Yes they did."

"But he didn't."

"John Calvin."

"Well.. in the Bible they didn't have last names."

Latin Lamentations

"Guys, don't confuse crinis with cinis." - A.

"Yeah, you don't want your crinis to turn to cinis" - E.

"But if you sit too close to a fire, they will be." - A.

"And then your head will smell horrible...." - K.

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*flicking through slides* "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." - E.

"You're not helping." - K.

"That was my gemmitus, -us, masculinum about Latin." - E.

Minty Muscles

"Check him out - he's got a deltoid." K.

"Deltoid sounds like altoid. Like.. 'hey look, I've got a box of deltoids.'" - E.

"My deltoids are like altoids.... small, white, and curiously strong." - K.