Kumbaya, my Lord...

"Oh man... this brings back memories of when I was sticky... and angry... and five." - R.M.

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"I charge extra for after-hours smoke signals." - T.A.

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"What's making that noise?"

"Must be the barn monkeys." - D.R.

"Jesus is my friend..."

"Let's go for a walk in the rain."

"I would if I didn't have to be attractive."

"You know that's going on the blog..."

"Goshdarnit! Um... everything I say is copyrighted."

"You should probably stop talking now."

"Why? I'm like the fount of all wisdom."

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"Beauty is my cross to bear." *sigh*

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"What if we ate everything that we valued?"

"I hope you don't value me as a friend...."

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"'Bugs and drugs.'"

"That's what you had for breakfast."

Sound Advice

"I sit on chairs, not people." - A.G.

Wise words from the Little Shrubbery

"Never try buttering toast with a spoon. Dumb."