Sound Advice

"I sit on chairs, not people." - A.G.

Latin Lamentations

"Guys, don't confuse crinis with cinis." - A.

"Yeah, you don't want your crinis to turn to cinis" - E.

"But if you sit too close to a fire, they will be." - A.

"And then your head will smell horrible...." - K.

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*flicking through slides* "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." - E.

"You're not helping." - K.

"That was my gemmitus, -us, masculinum about Latin." - E.