In his defense, liberal arts schools aren't generally known for their math.

"Just look at the three of us. It's like we're twins." -K.T.

The Ultimate Honeymoon

"I want to go to a strange place with a strange woman."

Steak and potato milkshake, anyone?

"It's hard to be a hungry man."

"Heeeey.. you just called me a man. That brought back childhood memories...."

Childbirth of the Mind

"Week Four is always so horrible. But you always forget. It's like childbirth or something."