Oh Steph!

"I do not have a rash all over my body! I have a swelling."

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Overheard, but not necessarily correctly: "I'm not desperate. I'm lonely."

"That is NOT what I said!"

"What was that really funny thing you said?"

"Be quiet."

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"I've been laying on the couch all day!" *throws book down in despair*

"Don't we know it. Eating bon-bons no less...."

"I don't know what reality exists in your head."

"It's nice, actually."

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It's alive!

"Oh man, coffee makes me sooo alive!"

"I'm afraid this pizza is going to blow out of my hands and hit someone's windshield... literally."

"Love isn't a feeling. It's an ability." - Dan in Real Life

"It's an ability? I'm disabled."

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"This is a proud moment for me. I am what you call 'a proud sister.'"

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"Counting. That's a sure sign of wisdom."

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"I can't say anything around you! My words aren't safe!"

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"After a brief hiatus I shall return."

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"Erin, we are in need of your pillow."

"No."

"I said get up!"

"You didn't, actually."

"I'm passive aggressive."

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"Get up or I'll tickle you!"

"I'll poke you!"

"I'll make you snort to death!"

Blessed are the quiet in the library, for they shall not be scolded.

"Just because it's Monday doesn't mean you can call everybody jerks." - K.H.

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"It's water under the rug." - M.C.

"Water under the rug?"

"I'm mixing metaphors, guys." - M.C.

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"I'm going to have a band called Justin Timberlake's shaved head. We will be extremely successful." - M.C.

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"Did you get one of these?" *holds up Bucers card* - K.H.

"No." - E.H.

"Oh... maybe they were just for Christ Church people." - K.H.

"My reward will be in heaven." - E.H.

"My reward will be at Bucers." - K.H.

Kumbaya, my Lord...

"Oh man... this brings back memories of when I was sticky... and angry... and five." - R.M.

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"I charge extra for after-hours smoke signals." - T.A.

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"What's making that noise?"

"Must be the barn monkeys." - D.R.

"Jesus is my friend..."

"Let's go for a walk in the rain."

"I would if I didn't have to be attractive."

"You know that's going on the blog..."

"Goshdarnit! Um... everything I say is copyrighted."

"You should probably stop talking now."

"Why? I'm like the fount of all wisdom."

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"Beauty is my cross to bear." *sigh*

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"What if we ate everything that we valued?"

"I hope you don't value me as a friend...."

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"'Bugs and drugs.'"

"That's what you had for breakfast."

In his defense, liberal arts schools aren't generally known for their math.

"Just look at the three of us. It's like we're twins." -K.T.