Swingers

"Time to start off this evening right... with drugs." - Linds.

LOST in Translation

"I was reading the Life of Calvin..."

"Calvin & Hobbes?"

"No, Calvin the Theologian."

"I guess they didn't have last names back then."

"Yes they did."

"But he didn't."

"John Calvin."

"Well.. in the Bible they didn't have last names."

An Oracle of B-Pain

"It's not like he requires a perfect angel man."

Latin Lamentations

"Guys, don't confuse crinis with cinis." - A.

"Yeah, you don't want your crinis to turn to cinis" - E.

"But if you sit too close to a fire, they will be." - A.

"And then your head will smell horrible...." - K.

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*flicking through slides* "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." - E.

"You're not helping." - K.

"That was my gemmitus, -us, masculinum about Latin." - E.

Minty Muscles

"Check him out - he's got a deltoid." K.

"Deltoid sounds like altoid. Like.. 'hey look, I've got a box of deltoids.'" - E.

"My deltoids are like altoids.... small, white, and curiously strong." - K.

Priorities

"Music is my life." -J.

"Well, music is my boyfriend." -M.

"Well... my life is better than your boyfriend." - J.

King Shall-we-meneser?

"I went to bed at 10 last night... I just feel so much more... alive!" - K.