Keep it Classy

While listening to Josh Groban's "Smile":

"This isn't on a cd. It's actually a single he released." - A.

*matter-of-factly* "I know. I actually have heard this one. Because I listened to every version of this song on Youtube one night. *gasp!*" *suddenly catches self and looks at A. in horror/guilt.

"Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!" - A.

"It was an emotional evening." - E.

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"Want to stop at the Alehouse?" - A.

"Oh yeah." - E.

"Or how about Hooters. It's on the way home." - A.

"Thaaaat's classier." - E.

"OMG, I haven't had coffee in like two hours. I need some of the Bucks!"

"I could have gotten a whole extra hour of sleep!" - A.

"Well, it wouldn't have really been a Monday if you..." - E.

"Had a good day? Yeah, I know." - A.

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"Want to see my wedding cake? I found it. 'The One.' It's kind of like finding my husband." - A.

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"Is it my husband? Yes! It is!" - A. (opening a band-aid)

*blank look* - E.

"Spanish Buzz. I'm going to marry him." - A.

"Your husband is on a band-aid?" - E.

"*happily* It's like he's kissing my boo-boo constantly." - A.

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"I'm going to go get my sweatshirt - your smoothie is making me cold." - E.

*over-dramatic offended look* "MY smoothie?!" - A.

"It's delicious! It's just making me cold on the inside and-" - E.

"*solemnly* You're already cold on the inside, Erin." - A.

Spring Break Life Lessons

"I hate that word. 'Supplement.' *shudder* Blurgh! It makes me feel like I'm licking a dry popsicle stick." - A.

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"Ahhh... she's touching his chest hair! Gross! WHY! This is why you never talk to women in your bathrobe. Moral of the story." - A.

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"You have to have at least one... they're delicious!" - E.

"I don't deserve strawberries." - A.

That's What Friends are For

"I don't feel that's special. Normal people should be able to do that. 'Special' is he makes bon-bons and brings them to me." - A.

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"... 'cause everything in your life is really dictated by my selfish desires." - A.

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"Future boyfriends have a tall order, making bon-bons for my friends and catering to their every whim... no wonder I'm single." - E.

Young Love

"That movie reminded me of when we were younger." - Dad

"But we didn't know each other when we were younger." - Mom

"But... we were younger!" - Dad

Name That General!

"But what was Stonewall Jackson's first name?"

"Andrew."

"No, I'm pretty sure that was the president. I mean the general who sat on his horse sucking lemons."

"It was Peter, wasn't it? Peter Jackson."

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"That's what I'm going to name my sons - Mason and Dixon."

"And Lee."

"General and Colonel."

"Jackson. Stonewall Jackson."

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*some minutes later, on Wikipedia*

"See! They're not the same person! Andrew Jackson is on the $20. I was talking about the Civil War General, Thomas Jonathan 'Stonewall Jackson."

"Are you reading Wikipedia? Automatically discredited. His real name was Andrew Thomas Jonathan Stonewall Jackson."

Hold the phone!

"Do the buttons for the numbers have different tones?"

"Yes."

"Is that for deaf people?"

*meaningful look* "DEAF people...."