"Make me a kitten sandwich, woman."

"Oh, haha, I thought I heard you say 'like I swallowed Gus.'" - E.

"I DID say that." - A.

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"What REALLY grosses me out is when I think about eating some of this stuff... like when I see someone cut open on the table." - A.

"You EAT people?" - E.

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"If only he had just stopped hanging out with evil emperors and spent more time with Obi-wan, none of this would have happened." - E.

"You need to be careful about your friends, just goes to show." - A.

"Don't be friends with Sith Lords - good life advice, I think." - E.

"Moral of the story." - A.

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"Go make a motion in the Senate where that kind of a request belongs." - Anakin

"Go make a sandwich in the kitchen where YOU belong...." - A.

Spring Break Life Lessons

"I hate that word. 'Supplement.' *shudder* Blurgh! It makes me feel like I'm licking a dry popsicle stick." - A.

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"Ahhh... she's touching his chest hair! Gross! WHY! This is why you never talk to women in your bathrobe. Moral of the story." - A.

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"You have to have at least one... they're delicious!" - E.

"I don't deserve strawberries." - A.