"OMG, I haven't had coffee in like two hours. I need some of the Bucks!"

"I could have gotten a whole extra hour of sleep!" - A.

"Well, it wouldn't have really been a Monday if you..." - E.

"Had a good day? Yeah, I know." - A.

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"Want to see my wedding cake? I found it. 'The One.' It's kind of like finding my husband." - A.

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"Is it my husband? Yes! It is!" - A. (opening a band-aid)

*blank look* - E.

"Spanish Buzz. I'm going to marry him." - A.

"Your husband is on a band-aid?" - E.

"*happily* It's like he's kissing my boo-boo constantly." - A.

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"I'm going to go get my sweatshirt - your smoothie is making me cold." - E.

*over-dramatic offended look* "MY smoothie?!" - A.

"It's delicious! It's just making me cold on the inside and-" - E.

"*solemnly* You're already cold on the inside, Erin." - A.

Scavengers of Suburbia

"I wish there was a piece of that cake left... wait! I think I saw one in the trash."

"In the trash?"

"It doesn't look like it was touched much. We can eat those parts."

"I don't mind eating out of the trash. It makes me feel kind of dangerous. Like we're living on the edge."

"We're host-kitchen scavengers."