Thursday, April 30, 2009
And with your spirit...
"Peace, love, and prosperity. Gospel."
"Peace be with you guys. THANKS FOR NOT SAYING 'AND WITH YOU!'"
"Peace be with you guys. THANKS FOR NOT SAYING 'AND WITH YOU!'"
Overheard Between Crazy Becca Hurt & Saint Erin
"Oh shiiiitake mushrooms."
"Whoa Erin! You're almost swearing these days. Oh! I came up with a new signature."
"...It's a swear word?"
"It's not necessarily a swear word... it could also mean drugs."
"It's a rabbit.. that's cursing?"
"Noooo it's a rabbit on speeeeed."
"Whoa Erin! You're almost swearing these days. Oh! I came up with a new signature."
"...It's a swear word?"
"It's not necessarily a swear word... it could also mean drugs."
"It's a rabbit.. that's cursing?"
"Noooo it's a rabbit on speeeeed."
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Nutella - not just for married people
"This stuff is insanely amazing. When I get married..."
"...You're going to eat Nutella?"
"I'm going to eat Nutella."
"...You're going to eat Nutella?"
"I'm going to eat Nutella."
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Dinner at the Infirmary
"You can never have potatoes too many times in one day!"
"Erin, they're not real potatoes. They're instant."
"Instant potatoes are like dandruff flakes with liquid added."
~~~
"You look like a little mouse."
"That's not the first time I've been called a mouse... in association with cheese."
"Erin, they're not real potatoes. They're instant."
"Instant potatoes are like dandruff flakes with liquid added."
~~~
"You look like a little mouse."
"That's not the first time I've been called a mouse... in association with cheese."
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Words from Kelsey
"Our table is haunted."
(I'm not sure I understand the logistics of this one, but visitors of the Infirmary have been duly warned)
(I'm not sure I understand the logistics of this one, but visitors of the Infirmary have been duly warned)
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Lookin' Fine
"I like the word 'fine.' Like, 'He is lookin' fine.' It's kind of sexy, but...."
"But it's still wholesome. It's kind of 50's with a rapper twist."
"But it's still wholesome. It's kind of 50's with a rapper twist."
Friday, April 17, 2009
Mildly Conceited Thankfulness
'Thank you that I don't have legs as other people do.'"
"'Thank you God for giving me nice legs unlike that tax collector over there.'"
"'Thank you God for giving me nice legs unlike that tax collector over there.'"
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
The Rainbow
"I think I'm going to write my paper on Thursday-"
"RAINBOW!"
".... We're sunk."
"No look, it's on our ceiling!"
"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh, there is! That's so beautiful!"
"It's coming from this cd."
"That's so cool! I love rainbows!"
"Heeey... the rainbow is a promise from God that he wouldn't destroy the world again... so maybe this is a sign to us that we will not be destroyed by our homework this week! Hooray!"
"Hey guys - God sent us a rainbow today to say everything was gonna be okay! Turn back ye floods of despair!"
"This is so much more fun than homework."
"It's so much easier to be funnier when you're dying of despair."
"RAINBOW!"
".... We're sunk."
"No look, it's on our ceiling!"
"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh, there is! That's so beautiful!"
"It's coming from this cd."
"That's so cool! I love rainbows!"
"Heeey... the rainbow is a promise from God that he wouldn't destroy the world again... so maybe this is a sign to us that we will not be destroyed by our homework this week! Hooray!"
"Hey guys - God sent us a rainbow today to say everything was gonna be okay! Turn back ye floods of despair!"
"This is so much more fun than homework."
"It's so much easier to be funnier when you're dying of despair."
Circumstantial Joy
"Everything is really funny to me right now because I'm so sad... bahaha... maybe posting on our blog will make me feel happy."
"Maybe we need to become better Christians or something."
"Maybe we need to become better Christians or something."
Hyenas
"I feel like a hyena, eating this chocolate rabbit bit by bit but leaving its face... ah! It's too creepy. Maybe I should finish him off quickly...."
"Did you just say hyena?"
"Yes."
"Agh! I hate them now. I can't even think about it without barfing inside. I think I just barfed inside my mouth a little."
"Did you just say hyena?"
"Yes."
"Agh! I hate them now. I can't even think about it without barfing inside. I think I just barfed inside my mouth a little."
Childbirth of the Mind
"Week Four is always so horrible. But you always forget. It's like childbirth or something."
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Carolina Takes the Truffles Off my Mind
"You know that song "Carolina"? I always get the lyrics wrong in my head and I can't stop singing: 'takes the truffles off my miiiind....'"
Signs of the Times
"It looked like he had been raptured! All his stuff was there and his computer was open, and his drink was melting, and there was just his half-eaten cinnamon roll...."
Monday, April 6, 2009
Tolkien Elective Ponderings
"Are orcs and dragons totally bad?" - Linds
"Yep. Totally." - Kels
"That's so sad! There's no hope for redemption for them!" - Linds
"No, that means you can kill them without remorse!" - Kels
"Yep. Totally." - Kels
"That's so sad! There's no hope for redemption for them!" - Linds
"No, that means you can kill them without remorse!" - Kels
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Adventures in Win-Co
"Hey look you guys! Orange juice! Whoa! I want orange juice...."
"I'm plural now?"
...
"Kool-Aid! Can we get some? Please? Please? Please!"
"Uh.. sure. I feel kind of like your Mom."
"My Mom only let us get the yellow kind. Oooh! Let's get red... and green! This is so exciting!"
"I'm plural now?"
...
"Kool-Aid! Can we get some? Please? Please? Please!"
"Uh.. sure. I feel kind of like your Mom."
"My Mom only let us get the yellow kind. Oooh! Let's get red... and green! This is so exciting!"
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Make like an Orange Corvette and...
"Wait! I wrote a really funny-actually you probably won't like it- I think it's funny! The orange corvette rolled up like... an orange!"
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Scavengers of Suburbia
"I wish there was a piece of that cake left... wait! I think I saw one in the trash."
"In the trash?"
"It doesn't look like it was touched much. We can eat those parts."
"I don't mind eating out of the trash. It makes me feel kind of dangerous. Like we're living on the edge."
"We're host-kitchen scavengers."
"In the trash?"
"It doesn't look like it was touched much. We can eat those parts."
"I don't mind eating out of the trash. It makes me feel kind of dangerous. Like we're living on the edge."
"We're host-kitchen scavengers."
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