Childbirth of the Mind

"Week Four is always so horrible. But you always forget. It's like childbirth or something."

Carolina Takes the Truffles Off my Mind

"You know that song "Carolina"? I always get the lyrics wrong in my head and I can't stop singing: 'takes the truffles off my miiiind....'"

Signs of the Times

"It looked like he had been raptured! All his stuff was there and his computer was open, and his drink was melting, and there was just his half-eaten cinnamon roll...."

Tolkien Elective Ponderings

"Are orcs and dragons totally bad?" - Linds

"Yep. Totally." - Kels

"That's so sad! There's no hope for redemption for them!" - Linds

"No, that means you can kill them without remorse!" - Kels

Adventures in Win-Co

"Hey look you guys! Orange juice! Whoa! I want orange juice...."

"I'm plural now?"

...

"Kool-Aid! Can we get some? Please? Please? Please!"

"Uh.. sure. I feel kind of like your Mom."

"My Mom only let us get the yellow kind. Oooh! Let's get red... and green! This is so exciting!"

Make like an Orange Corvette and...

"Wait! I wrote a really funny-actually you probably won't like it- I think it's funny! The orange corvette rolled up like... an orange!"

Scavengers of Suburbia

"I wish there was a piece of that cake left... wait! I think I saw one in the trash."

"In the trash?"

"It doesn't look like it was touched much. We can eat those parts."

"I don't mind eating out of the trash. It makes me feel kind of dangerous. Like we're living on the edge."

"We're host-kitchen scavengers."