Olympic Dreams

"I had a dream that Josh and Michael Phelps were the same person-" - A.

"What?! That's horrifying!" - E.

"Yeah. And he was kind of a jerk." - A.

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"So I said, 'Who hides someone's mp3 charger cord in the bathroom? You're a jerk and I hope you lose.'" - A.

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"I'm going to put that on my tentative mind calendar." - E.

"Yep. Stick it in your noggin." - A.

Math is for Worms

"Mathematics is the purest science though, so it's more important than biology."

"But why does being pure make it more important? We need all the messy, concrete, physical aspects too, because we don't live in a world of pure forms."

"... A world of pure worms?"

"Well, thankfully, we don't live in that world either."

"Make me a kitten sandwich, woman."

"Oh, haha, I thought I heard you say 'like I swallowed Gus.'" - E.

"I DID say that." - A.

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"What REALLY grosses me out is when I think about eating some of this stuff... like when I see someone cut open on the table." - A.

"You EAT people?" - E.

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"If only he had just stopped hanging out with evil emperors and spent more time with Obi-wan, none of this would have happened." - E.

"You need to be careful about your friends, just goes to show." - A.

"Don't be friends with Sith Lords - good life advice, I think." - E.

"Moral of the story." - A.

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"Go make a motion in the Senate where that kind of a request belongs." - Anakin

"Go make a sandwich in the kitchen where YOU belong...." - A.

What is love? (Baby don't hurt me...)

"If that's what you mean, then yes, I do have that highly charged and dangerous emotion."

"Wait! I need to write that down. I can tell this is gonna be a good visit."

"YES! We need to watch the Pirates of the Caribbean movies!"

"All four of them! Mara-thooooooooonnnnnn..."

"Grey Poupon? Why are we talking about mustard?"

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"In my fictional life, I'm really close to the Lord, but... you've done a lot of horrible things."

"Somehow I don't think I should say that."

What's a little incivility between friends?

"If you need some candy, I have all this Easter candy and I need you to eat some of it."
*politely* "No, actually I think I'm fine-"
"EAT IT!"
"NO!"
*submissively* "Okay, that's fine...."

Sleep Deprivation + Caffeine = Velociraptor

"When I'm on caffiene I picture myself as a stick figure with a big head, crawling up a wall & taking a bite out of it. Or a velociraptor." - E.