"I was at Wal-Mart and they had Bear Grylls brand Gerbers!"
"Seriously? What were the flavors, 'mashed bug'?"
"Erin." *holds up a knife* "Gerbers."
"Oh... that makes a lot more sense. 'Sorry baby, you can't get creamed peas in the wild.'"
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Stationary by Strider
"Who made that card?"
"Erica."
"When you started talking, I thought you were going to say 'Aragorn.'"
"Erica."
"When you started talking, I thought you were going to say 'Aragorn.'"
Friday, January 7, 2011
A Classical Education Run Amok
"By the way... I'm coming to visit you this summer if it kills me. Though hopefully it won't come to that as I wouldn't be much fun dead." - E.
"Yeeeeeessssss. And you shall not surely die. Even though that was totally the wrong person to quote." - B.
"Quoting Satan? That's horrible. What do they teach you at this school?" - S.
"I know, I know... I should know better. That's 'a classical education run amok' probably." - B.
"Yeeeeeessssss. And you shall not surely die. Even though that was totally the wrong person to quote." - B.
"Quoting Satan? That's horrible. What do they teach you at this school?" - S.
"I know, I know... I should know better. That's 'a classical education run amok' probably." - B.
Really, It's Not You, It's Me.
From the Archive:
“It’s 9:50 and I haven’t gotten anything done.” - K.
“It’s me.” - E.
“No it’s not.” - K.
“Yes. It’s me.” - E.
“Well, if it is, I like you here. I listened to a sermon on community today and it said to surround yourself with people, whether you like them or not.” – K.
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“Si pecuniosa issem, non corpus meum venderem.” - K.
“Well, you don’t want to make it sound like you are a prostitute....” – A.B.
“It’s 9:50 and I haven’t gotten anything done.” - K.
“It’s me.” - E.
“No it’s not.” - K.
“Yes. It’s me.” - E.
“Well, if it is, I like you here. I listened to a sermon on community today and it said to surround yourself with people, whether you like them or not.” – K.
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“Si pecuniosa issem, non corpus meum venderem.” - K.
“Well, you don’t want to make it sound like you are a prostitute....” – A.B.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
WWJD?
*while sitting in a parked car trying not to stare at the people in the car parked facing ours*
"Quick! Pretend to slap Anna while they're watching."
"Think about your Christian testimony."
*silence*
"Well, is there a fish sticker on the back of your car? I mean, they wouldn't know..."
"Five of them actually."
*deeper silence*
"Quick! Pretend to slap Anna while they're watching."
"Think about your Christian testimony."
*silence*
"Well, is there a fish sticker on the back of your car? I mean, they wouldn't know..."
"Five of them actually."
*deeper silence*
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Oh Steph!
"I do not have a rash all over my body! I have a swelling."
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Overheard, but not necessarily correctly: "I'm not desperate. I'm lonely."
"That is NOT what I said!"
"What was that really funny thing you said?"
"Be quiet."
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"I've been laying on the couch all day!" *throws book down in despair*
"Don't we know it. Eating bon-bons no less...."
"I don't know what reality exists in your head."
"It's nice, actually."
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Overheard, but not necessarily correctly: "I'm not desperate. I'm lonely."
"That is NOT what I said!"
"What was that really funny thing you said?"
"Be quiet."
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"I've been laying on the couch all day!" *throws book down in despair*
"Don't we know it. Eating bon-bons no less...."
"I don't know what reality exists in your head."
"It's nice, actually."
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