Gone Scrazy

"Your plants are just THRIVING!" - E.
"Oh, I thought you said 'pants." - K.
"Your pants are just THRIVING!" - E.
"Thirty, flirty, and thriving." - K.

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"I'll let you be in control of the music again." - K.
"You know how I just love power." - E.

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"I can spell gnome." - E.
"Ohhhh, well THAT'S cool. Congratulations." - K.

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"Beefily. I could picture it being a word." - E.
"But you could also picture 'sweetfly' and 'wrothel.'" - K.

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"Give it a rest with the Japanese words." - K.
"It's not Japanese, it's... Googly." - E.
"We're going Scrabble crazy. Scrazy." - K.

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"Do you mind if I bring it out on my plate?" - K.
"Yes. I mind." - E.
"Well too bad." - K.
"We are so lovey this morning." - E.
"It was strong coffee." - K.

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"My feet are singing. In French." - E.

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"I usually have a cup of tea and a glass of water in the morning, but then I just drink all afternoon." - E.
"Are we still talking about coffee?" - K.

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"Would you like to see some beer in their natural habitat?" - K. (misheard by E.)

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"I wasn't stalking. I was talking. With an s." - K.

Christmas is Better

"I freaked out because of Christmas... and kind of because of him." - A.

Olympic Dreams

"I had a dream that Josh and Michael Phelps were the same person-" - A.

"What?! That's horrifying!" - E.

"Yeah. And he was kind of a jerk." - A.

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"So I said, 'Who hides someone's mp3 charger cord in the bathroom? You're a jerk and I hope you lose.'" - A.

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"I'm going to put that on my tentative mind calendar." - E.

"Yep. Stick it in your noggin." - A.

Math is for Worms

"Mathematics is the purest science though, so it's more important than biology."

"But why does being pure make it more important? We need all the messy, concrete, physical aspects too, because we don't live in a world of pure forms."

"... A world of pure worms?"

"Well, thankfully, we don't live in that world either."

"Make me a kitten sandwich, woman."

"Oh, haha, I thought I heard you say 'like I swallowed Gus.'" - E.

"I DID say that." - A.

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"What REALLY grosses me out is when I think about eating some of this stuff... like when I see someone cut open on the table." - A.

"You EAT people?" - E.

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"If only he had just stopped hanging out with evil emperors and spent more time with Obi-wan, none of this would have happened." - E.

"You need to be careful about your friends, just goes to show." - A.

"Don't be friends with Sith Lords - good life advice, I think." - E.

"Moral of the story." - A.

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"Go make a motion in the Senate where that kind of a request belongs." - Anakin

"Go make a sandwich in the kitchen where YOU belong...." - A.

What is love? (Baby don't hurt me...)

"If that's what you mean, then yes, I do have that highly charged and dangerous emotion."

"Wait! I need to write that down. I can tell this is gonna be a good visit."

"YES! We need to watch the Pirates of the Caribbean movies!"

"All four of them! Mara-thooooooooonnnnnn..."

"Grey Poupon? Why are we talking about mustard?"

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"In my fictional life, I'm really close to the Lord, but... you've done a lot of horrible things."

"Somehow I don't think I should say that."