Lookin' Fine

"I like the word 'fine.' Like, 'He is lookin' fine.' It's kind of sexy, but...."

"But it's still wholesome. It's kind of 50's with a rapper twist."

Correlations

"Come to think of it, what does 50 Cent have to do with key lime pie?"

Wise words from the Little Shrubbery

"Never try buttering toast with a spoon. Dumb."

Mildly Conceited Thankfulness

'Thank you that I don't have legs as other people do.'"

"'Thank you God for giving me nice legs unlike that tax collector over there.'"

The Rainbow

"I think I'm going to write my paper on Thursday-"

"RAINBOW!"

".... We're sunk."

"No look, it's on our ceiling!"

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh, there is! That's so beautiful!"

"It's coming from this cd."

"That's so cool! I love rainbows!"

"Heeey... the rainbow is a promise from God that he wouldn't destroy the world again... so maybe this is a sign to us that we will not be destroyed by our homework this week! Hooray!"

"Hey guys - God sent us a rainbow today to say everything was gonna be okay! Turn back ye floods of despair!"

"This is so much more fun than homework."

"It's so much easier to be funnier when you're dying of despair."

Circumstantial Joy

"Everything is really funny to me right now because I'm so sad... bahaha... maybe posting on our blog will make me feel happy."

"Maybe we need to become better Christians or something."

Hyenas

"I feel like a hyena, eating this chocolate rabbit bit by bit but leaving its face... ah! It's too creepy. Maybe I should finish him off quickly...."

"Did you just say hyena?"

"Yes."

"Agh! I hate them now. I can't even think about it without barfing inside. I think I just barfed inside my mouth a little."