Cigarette Illiterate

"They're like... Campfire Coffee flavored. They're actually really gross. I don't actually chew the gum, I just smoke them."

"Don't you have the wrong end in your mouth?"

"No. That's the filter end. You didn't know that, Erin?"

"Awww...."

Illigit Cigs

*Jackson is my eleven year old cousin.

"Hey Jackson, do you want a bubble gun cigarette?"

"Sure...swww...this tastes so gross."

"Sorry, I should have got something other than Campfire Coffee Flavored."

"This makes me not want to smoke real cigarettes...can I throw this away?"

"Totally."

"I think I have cancer now."

"Happy Birthday Jackson...have some cancer."

Steel Mill Vibes

"Do you think I'm wearing too much brown?"

"I'm getting these super industry vibes. Like you work in a steel mill."

"All my jackets are brown and I'm cold. How about this grey sweater?"

"Much better. You were wearing all the same material and the cargo was looking super industry. That's my fashion statement for the day."

"'Fashion Advice by Rebecca'"

"'Don't look super industrial.' That is so 1890's."

Iam - Toothpaste of the Now

"Hey, you know how I'm slightly dyslexic? I just looked down and read your toothpaste in Latin."

"What does it say?"

"Aim. I read "iam." And then I thought, 'Whoa! Latin toothpaste!' And then it wasn't."

I think Encouragement is one of my Gifts

"I feel like I'm dying."

"You're not dying. Well, technically you are. Technically we're all dying. Or, are in the process of dying. Just at different rates of speed. You probably just won't really notice the effects until you're 70 or 80."

"...We're all dying!"

You are a Genius

"Oh noooo... I forgot my phone charger."

"Oh no!"

"Oh well. I guess I will just be unavailable for the next 8 weeks. An enigma."

"Or you could ask your parents to send it to you."

"... You are a genius."

Don't Swear

"I have so much freaking school to do. It's freaking horrible. Freaking, freaking-"

"Don't swear."