Scratch-and-Sniff History Handouts

"And that is the smell of Assyrian blood!"

"That was a really weird part of the conversation to walk into. I think I'll be going now...."

3000 miles (approximately) cannot stop us!

Becca's Facebook status: "Becca Hurt is writing and loving some Kanye..."

4:53pmErin

you are writing Kanye?

wow..

and you love him

4:54pmBecca

no...writing...and listening

4:54pmErin

so I assume the relationship is serious now

;)

that was a bad attempt at humor from me

4:54pmBecca

no...he thinks I'm too heartless

"You Smell Like a Guy...."

"Do you think I could use some of your shampoo? I just ran out."

"Sure. Your hair will smell like man-hair, but go right ahead."

But she fails perfectly...

"I'm like a failed perfectionist." - Linds

Call me irresponsible

"Whoa! You want to do something.. more fun than talking in Latin?"

"I want to be irresponsible!"

...

"I'm trying to be more less evil."

Just a bit of leg-pulling

"I am like the angel of the Lord..."

"Touching my hip socket."

"...And you are like Israel."

Becca's Crippled Leg & Erin's Crippled Humor

"Do you want me to pull your leg?"

"That would be awesome, actually."

"The moon is made of cheese."

"...Is there anything else to that?"

"No, I was just pulling your leg."

"AGH."